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A letter from the Inventor
To Whom It May Concern:
I have invented a product and a process that will allow carpet installers to instantly power stretch seams as soon as they are put together.
What is the “Seamer Down Now”?
The “Seamer Down Now” is a vacuum device, that draws the heat out of the seam after an installer, has melted the seaming tape to put two pieces of carpet together.
It speeds up installation and drastically improves installation quality. The bottom of the “Seamer Down Now” is an invention, which allows it to slide without effort even though it is placing tremendous suction on the carpet and at the same time it is putting uniform pressure downward. The vacuum draws air through the carpet which becomes super-cooled by the simple fact that when air is forced through a restricted area it becomes super-cooled. Both the “Product” and the “Process” are fully patented.
Sincerely,
Daniel Paul Bennett, Inventor